Thursday, October 11, 2012

HumpDayDoppelgangerz - Thursday Edition: Ibanez vs. Voldemort

By Adam Maher (@ArtoMar1)

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"So Voldemort can't kill Harry Potter but he's capable of hitting a walk off home run?" -- Roman Urbanski

Raul Ibanez murdered the ALDS game last night, pinch hitting for A-Rod, knocking the game-tying home run in the bottom of the ninth inning and the game-winning homer in the bottom of the 12th inning against the Orioles. In fact, Ibanez is the first player over 40 years old to hit a walk-off home run in the playoffs in MLB history, and, according to "Karl" Ravech's minions, Ibanez is the first player in MLB history to homer in the ninth inning and extra innings in the same game in a playoff game.

The funny thing about last night is that only 10 minutes after the game, Raul was seen on HBO Family, attempting to murder Harry Potter, to kill the boy wizard 30 years his younger's professor, Albus Dumbledore, for the fifth time in a row. Spitting fire-breathing lizard lions, shattering glass windows, yelling at the top of his lungs (indoors!).

Congrats to Raul Ibanez for putting A-Rod (and the Orioles) in their places last night. And kudos to him for being such a fantastic multitasking wizard.

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