Wednesday, March 28, 2012

HumpDayDoppelz: The Freak vs. Mitch Kramer

By Spencer Pyke

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Did you know Tim Lincecum underwent a name change after he starred in the movie Dazed and Confused?

Yep, “The Freak” is formally known as Mitch Kramer, and make no mistake about it…he has always killed the game on the mound with a great head of hair.


Not only did Mitch Lincecum develop a knack for nastiness on the mound in his daze, he also learned a thing or two about avoiding local bullies. Bullies in the form of Ben Affleck.

Ben Affleck, may God have mercy on your soul.

Yeah right! Piss ant.

But through the freshman hazing and University of Washington college ball blazing, Timmy came out on top, as he's without a doubt one of today's most recognizable baseball figures. And with his recent cover of ESPN the Mag hitting stores just in time for MLB Opening Day, he's ready to take what he learned in high school and become a bully of his own for yet another year:

PS - Clayton Kershaw looking so much like Cole Hauser on that cover it's spooky. How's that for poetic justice!

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