Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Dallas Cowboys fan tasers Jets fan during brawl at Jets' opener, cops say: video

An overzealous Cowboys fan drew a major penalty flag during the Jets home opener at MetLife Stadium during an upper-deck brawl when police say he fired a stun gun and injured multiple Jets fans.

This just in: I sneak stun guns into MetLife Stadium on a weekly basis, but I've never been fortunate enough to be in a situation where it was necessitated!