Words cant describe the fit of hysterics I broke into when I first saw Javier Portillo. Some people may think that this picture of him is a poor representation, that he just looks bad in this snap shot. WRONG! He always looks like this. Go ahead, look up some other images of him on Google. The guy looks strikingly like Dobby the House Elf. Also, just as Dobby is restricted to using magic only for his masters, Portillo only plays well for Honduras. I first saw him during the Gold Cup and he was cutting it up. Whether it be those huge ears, or those weird eyes, they both look so adorably hideous.
Javier Portillo v Dobby the House Elf